Tell me if this has ever happened to you. So you get out of bed in the wee hours of the night and plod over to the bathroom following a nature's call. You open the door, flick the lights on and, right there, right in the god damn middle of the floor, there's this big, fat, eight-legged devil of a spider. You freeze, the spider freezes, and the two of you just kind of size each other up to decide the right of way. After what feels like several minutes, you just gingerly step over it, do your business and quietly leave.

In the morning, the spider is nowhere to be seen. Thinking back on it, it wasn't even that big of a spider. It was kind of cute, actually...