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>be me
>working for a high-end investment firm
>basically my only redeeming qualities are that I'm good with numbers and I work out
>boss married some rich European woman
>apparently heiress to some big restaurant chain
>they have a really nice house
>get invited to parties there occasionally
>it's their son's fourth birthday
>bored out of my mind
>some orange chick comes up to me
>asks me a weird question
>mfw

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